How do I know the Bengals are 8-0, have the best record in team history and have a legitimate chance at a first-round bye in the AFC playoffs? We have guys like Jeffery Gebhart in suburban Cincinnati painting his house orange and adding tiger stripes.
He’s divorced, found a small bachelor pad to get his life back in order and doesn’t have neighbors who care that his house is orange. This guy is just living the life right now. Think about divorced men that you know. They’re usually miserable and don’t know how to get on with life, right? Not Jeffery. He took a block house and got himself on the news.
Power move. Ladies love that kind of thing. Jeffery shouldn’t have trouble getting dates after this.
Here’s where I remind everyone that the Bengals haven’t won a playoff game since January 6, 1990. Jeffery needs a win this season. Maybe two.
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Divorced Bengals Fan Paints Tiger Stripes On New House
