You Probably Don’t Want Spencer Hawes Shooting 40-Foot Threes

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I’m not quite sure how Doc Rivers did it, but ridding himself of the disaster known as Spencer Hawes’ contract this offseason was just brilliant. Sure, Lance Stephenson can go off the rails at any second and potentially ruin locker room chemistry, but at least he won’t have three Shaqtin’ A Fool moments in one possession.

We were gifted with peak Hawes Sunday night, when the lumbering center failed to reel in two catches and ended the possession with a 40-foot heave at the basket — shockingly, it was all air:

Only three years and around $18 million left in that deal, Hornets fans!