Browns Fan Looking to Sell Tailgate Short Bus — $2,500

The sadness in Cleveland for the Browns is very real right now, folks. In fact, it’s so real that people are building failed quarterback-themed graveyards for Halloween. Holcomb, Hoyer, Anderson — you name the quarterback, and they probably have a headstone.

 
But it’s not all bad for the Browns! Our guy, Johnny “Cape Cod” Football, might be returning to the starting lineup this Sunday with Josh McCown suffering from a concussion. Yes, it’s your Week 3 dream finally realized, so you better get on this creamy orange Browns tailgate bus for some Muni Lot action.
Details from the seller:

Cleveland Browns party bus that fits eight people and is great for tailgating with friends and family. Needs very little TLC and you will be ready to roll into the Munie lot with style!!!!! Even with the way the Browns are playing you still will have a great time partying with everyone. I have lots of great times in the bus over the years but must move out of state with family issues and need to sell ASAP. $ 2500.00 or best offer. HURRY it won’t last even if the browns losing season does.

That last line says it all. The Browns will probably always blow, but the tailgating will go on forever!
As for the bus, there aren’t many pictures to go on, but the interior is surprisingly clean:

And the exterior decor is nice and subtle:

 
[Craigslist]

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