The denial is in from Mike Ditka in the ESPN farting scandal that rocked the Internet Monday night and early Tuesday morning. Coach denies he was lifting a leg to let’r rip on Cris Carter. Nope, that wasn’t Ditka ripping ass on a hot mic. Someone else better claim that bomb.
“It wasn’t me,” he told the Sun-Times. “Believe me, I’m to the point in my life where it doesn’t matter. One day I’ll be happy if I can leave a fart. Right now, it wasn’t me. I don’t care what they think. They can think anything they want.”
Let’s hear the ESPN farting evidence one more time. Watch Carter’s face.
Mike Ditka just ripped an old man ass fart all over Cris Carter’s dope suit pic.twitter.com/qmd4G8iJdX
— Draft King Cake Baby (@Not_James_Vogel) October 20, 2015
I put in a request from Cris to see if he could gauge where the bomb came from. Not buying Ditka’s response here. That leg lifts and then the chuckle. I’ve seen this before out of 76-year-old old timers.