You know who has the life? Former Giants closer Brian Wilson.
The Dodgers cut the guy back in December, but hey, he still gets paid $9.5 million this year! That’s right, folks — seven figures to do absolutely nothing but max and relax. Or in Brian’s case, be an interesting presence — with a super loud, jet-black beard — who randomly attends a taping of “Dancing With the Stars”:
https://twitter.com/DN_Floyd/status/653729183768670208
Perhaps Wilson is pondering participating in the next season of “DWTS?” Possibly! But he’s probably just there to see what the big deal is with Erin Andrews’ haircut.
Good eye, viewers, good eye! That is indeed @BrianWilson38 in the crowd tonight! ⚾ #DWTS
— Dancing with the Stars (@DancingABC) October 13, 2015