Gronk Is So Whipped He Went To His Girlfriend's Fashion Show…On A Bye Week

 
I tried to warn you guys that Gronk was nearing a new stage of life now that he has an actual girlfriend — there would be maturity. There would be date nights where he’d have to act civilized. There would be quiet nights at home where he wouldn’t be able to Gronk out playing videos games against his bros. There would be a day when the Jizz Blasters would all start to go their separate ways until a couple times each summer when the boys would get back together for like three days before getting back to the families.
I warned you that Gronk would eventually hit this maturity stage where a girlfriend would work on his wardrobe and turn him into a sophisticated male. After all, Gronk is now 26 and it’s that age where you’re too old to hang at college houses with porn stars, but you’re still a year or two away from buying the ring for the 18 month engagement. I’ve seen this scenario multiple times on Facebook.
Anyway, let’s focus on Thursday night. It was Gronk’s girlfriend‘s time to shine. Camille Kostek was the star talent at the Benrus fashion show as part of Boston Fashion Week. Benrus is an Americana type brand that focuses on rugged watches that look like they’re straight out of World War II and things like a women’s leather jacket that retails for $895. You get the idea. This is a far cry from the life Gronk’s been living where his clothes are normally freebies.
Let’s just say that Gronk must really, really like this chick. For him to actually get cleaned up on a Thursday night & not hit some rager house party on a bye week, that says something.
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