King Cake Baby Was Creeping at the Pelicans’ Jersey Announcement

After teasing a big announcement all week, the New Orleans Pelicans finally put an end to all the mystery today, revealing the return of Mardi Gras themed alternate uniforms.
Warning: There are sleeves.




While we may not be that excited about them (not a flattering combination of colors, if you ask us), the Pelicans really pulled out all the stops for this big ceremony. All the big players came out to model them: Anthony Davis, Ryan Anderson, Jrue Holiday, etc.
Oh, and you can’t say “Pelicans” and “Mardi Gras” without everyone’s favorite seasonal mascot making an appearance — KING CAKE BABY!!!!
Just look at this terrifying life force creep in the distance from a float:



Pierre the Pelican was right next to King Cake Baby, trying with all its might to not stare into those eyes:

Want to avoid King Cake Baby? Avoid the Pelicans at all costs — this includes social media.



[Photo via Arash Markazi]

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