35 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Mariota & Week 1 of the NFL

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Nope, didn’t have Mariota leading the MVP race after one week (well, Sam Bradford is supposed to win MVP & the Super Bowl if you listen to ESPN and Eagles fans) and didn’t see Travis Kelce going off on the Texans. And didn’t see Andy Dalton not throwing an interception on the road. Didn’t see Carson Palmer throwing three TDs and no picks. Didn’t see only three running backs having over 100 yards on the ground. Week 1 stats leaders here.

The NSFW BDs were equally thrown off by Mariota. Sure, there was the random BD saying he told everyone that Mariota would be the GOAT and that the Bucs were screwing up by drafting Jameis. The overall theme of Week 1 was that Eli has those Super Bowls, but he’s trash. You also have the normal back and forth between Romo supporters vs. the shade.

It’s early. The BDs are just warming up.