Buy This Houston Texans Tailgate Party Bus — $8,500

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Only two episodes of “Hard Knocks” remain, which means time is ticking for any Texans fans who want to lockdown a tailgate machine before the season opener against the Chiefs. Luckily for Texans in the Texans tailgate market, this Ford B600 tailgate bus is up for sale on Craigslist for $8,500 (OBO).

Unfortunately the seller has decided prospective buyers don’t need a detailed ad, so the best we can do is give you a little tour:

The one detail we do have is there are 216,817 miles on the bus. (Luckily, it’s diesel.)

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There’s potential stripper action inside:

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Custom Texans-colored seating with cupholders:

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And the exterior design is a bit minimalist, if that’s your thing:

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[Craigslist]