Miami Heat/Dallas Cowboys Fan Suspected Of Robbing 2 Banks This Week

This guy is the worst person ever. Yes, because he robbed 2 banks full of people’s hard earned money, but also because he’s an F’ing Cowboys/Heat fan. I can’t think of a worst sports fan than that. Maybe a Yankees-Lakers fan would be at the top of the list too, but it can’t get much worse.
The OC Register has more details:

A man with an apparent fondness for sports team caps has robbed two local banks in the past week, officials said.
Orange police officials responded to the first robbery around 4 p.m. Tuesday at the Farmers & Merchants Bank, 1220 E. Katella Ave.
A man, between 25 and 30, about 5-feet, 11-inches and 150-pounds walked into the bank wearing a black sweater, blue jeans and black Miami Heat cap with an orange bill, Orange police Lt. Phil Casto said.
Two days later, the same man is accused of using a note shortly after 3:40 p.m. Thursday to rob the Bank of the West branch, 3931 South Bristol St.
Santa Ana police described a man between 5-foot-10 and 6-feet tall wearing dark-rimmed glasses, a black T-shirt and this time a blue Dallas Cowboys cap.

 
I’ve noted that a lot of these serial bank robbers we have are fans of teams that are either in a slump or just suck in general, but this guy has swung the complete opposite way. He’s a front runner, rooting for 2 popular, big market teams in 2 different cities. Only psychopaths do that stuff and you can’t trust a guy like that.
These bandwagoners who root for good teams just because they want to be liked and have some sort of happiness in their life are the people you stay away from. There’s no telling what they might do — like all of the sudden decide one day they want to rob a couple of banks, for example.
 
 
 
 
 
 

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