Gronk: “I’m A Virgin”

Welp, Gronk‘s a virgin. That has to be the biggest shocker of the week, even bigger than Reggie Wayne signing with the Patriots. If Gronk says he’s a virgin, I guess he’s a virgin. Who am I to not take Gronk’s word for his sexual history.

From today’s Dennis & Callahan show:

“Wilt Chamberlain wrote that he slept with 20,000 women,” [Gary] Tanguay said. “Now, the reason that you’re a hero here in New England is not only because you catch touchdowns, but every time we turn around, you’re with some hot-looking babe. And quite frankly, guys like me live vicariously through you. So how old are you?”

“I’m 26 now,” Gronk said.

“Okay, 26. So how many women has Rob Gronkowski slept with?” Tanguay asked. “Because that’s what people really want to know. Because all this preseason stuff? No one cares.”

“I never—I’m a virgin,” a palpably uncomfortable Gronk deadpanned.

And there it is.

Here I thought this guy was a legendary cocksman. Looks like it was all an act.

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