Houston Astros Mascot Spits Game To Kate Upton During Justin Verlander's Start

I know Joe said he’s back on the Kate Upton bandwagon a couple of days ago, but I’ve been off it for a while now. Ever since those annoying ass Game Of War commercials I’ve officially jumped ship. I’m not falling for those Sports Illustrated videos as bait anymore. People like Nina Agdal, Samantha Hoopes, and Charlotte Mckinney have taken the modeling crown and ran with it in my book.
Kate’s been locked down by Justin Verlander for some time now and I have newer, hotter models to worry about. But not for this Astros mascot. He’s still living in 2012 and spitting Twitter game to Kate while the corpse of Justin Verlander is out there on the mound.


That’s what she’s stooped to. She’s no longer every guy’s dream girl like she was when she was cat-daddying in that creep Terry Richardson’s studio. All she has is Justin and mascots vying for her attention.
I say all of this while acknowledging Kate Upton would most definitely be the hottest girl I’ve ever come in contact with if I ever met her.
 
Hey Kate:

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