I Keep Thinking Kate Upton Is Over The Hill…And Then She Snaps Me Out Of It

 

I’ve bashed Kate Upton over the last couple years for ruining Justin Verlander’s drive and pretty much thought she was over the hill this spring when she all but disappeared from the bikini modeling game. She worked on some movie and rarely appears in anything close to a bikini. Hey, you can’t really blame her now that she has a chunk of money and doesn’t need to pump out bikini pics at a fast pace.

Here I was thinking her bikini career was pretty much over. Then SI released this video earlier this week and all was right with the world. It was like an old friend stopping by for a visit and you end up drinking a 12-pack just talking about the old times. SI pumps out a 2:00 video and it’s like 2011 all over again.

The good news here is that Kateviews is just 23 and she’ll eventually get tired of Verlander. That’s when she’ll come back wilder than ever just shooting all sorts of crazy photos. It’ll happen. Verlander seems rather boring and his career has gone to shit.

I missed you, Kate. Stop by more often.

 

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