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Of course this is all hypothetical and Charissa Thompson is just playing along with McLovin and the Dan Patrick Show crew. Charissa added that she’s now cool with her ex and there’s no bad blood these days. But…the ex-husband would definitely get murdered in Charissa’s hypothetical world.
Wait, you didn’t know that Charissa, 33, has an ex-husband? She told Richard Deitsch all about it in a 2014 interview.
Oh, yeah, at 25. It was the best and worst decision I ever made. I learned quickly that I don’t need to be married again, but there are people who come into your life for a reason. I love my ex-husband and it has taken us a long time to get back to being friends. I went to break up with him one night when we were going out. He recognized it and said, “Are you going to break up with me?” I said, “Yeah, it’s not working out.” Well, I ended up walking out of that restaurant, drove to Hollywood, got a tattoo on my finger and got married that Saturday. That was me literally living in the moment and thinking, “Maybe he’s right, maybe I am always running away from relationships. Sure, lets get married.” Whoops.
Annnnnnddddd…Charissa just became 100X hotter with that hypothetical answer. Shows a sense of humor. She doesn’t need to be married again. Wears pleather pants. Does the splits. There even seems to be a hint that she likes to party her ass off. Has a wild side. In other words, she’s pretty much the perfect girlfriend.
The bad news is that she might want to hypothetically murder your ass when she’s done with you. So hot.
