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First Monday of August. Some kids are going back to school. Some teachers are back to school and complaining on Facebook. Summer is pretty much over, which means some of you are waking up on Mondays and the anger is real. Many of you have like four or five more weekends before hunkering down for Halloween and the long winter.
That’s why I thought we’d get today kicked off with Phillies Wee Man yelling at his Capable Friend for failing to get a railing foul ball at the Braves-Phillies game. And he has those white sunglasses. Just the perfect way to get the week rolling.
This chance won’t come along very often for Capable Friend. He screwed up big time.