Hitchbot Was Murdered By An Eagles Fan


I just had a feeling that this whole Hitchbot being murdered in Philly would end with a guy wearing a Randall Cunningham jersey beating the shit out of Hitchbot. Just had a hunch.
My worst fears were confirmed this afternoon when this surveillance video surfaced showing Randall dropping Hitchbot’s arms on the rough streets of Philly.

Philly fans can scream all they want that they get a bad rap as sports fans. They’ll cry that they never kill fans. They’ve threatened to kick my ass for posts saying that they’re scumbags. Then this comes out. Eagles fan is straight murdering Hitchbot.
Don’t you idiots care about social experiments? When will it stop, Philly? Stop acting like you’re not the worst sports fans. You are. Embrace it. Be happy that one of your boys killed a robot. You’re the worst…and I’m soooo thankful Randall was wearing a jersey.

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