Just months after making offseason splash after offseason splash, the San Diego Padres are looking to sell off their major assets and rebuild. Among the team’s valuable trade chips is 28-year-old Andrew Cashner, who has had his name tossed around the rumor mill over the past week. So isn’t it quite the coincidence that the big righty is looking to sell his home… in Texas?
Sorry for freaking you out, Padres fans. We just had to mess around with the fiends jonesing for every trade rumor they can get.
As for the house, you’re not going to find a better deal than this country style, lakefront property in Montgomery.
As good as it Gets! Nestled amongst the trees with a rural country feel, yet access to everything you need. 2ac with Your Private Lakefront Custom Home. This property is loaded with amenities inside and out. Granite counters, beautiful appliances, upgraded flooring, executive office, formal dining, two large flex rooms, and much more. Outside there is an Amazing covered patio, a huge backyard, with your own personal dock. Perfect for relaxing, entertaining, and enjoying your family and friends!!
Perhaps Andrew is looking to load up on funds for a big purchase in the future? He’s made just $7.8 million in his short career thus far, but he’s in for another salary bump in arbitration this offseason.
Additional details of Andrew’s home:
- 4 beds/ 3 baths/ 3,688 sqft
- Not ideal for people who are freaked out by woods
- No pool, but you have a goddamn lake
- Bad news organic foodies: 27 miles away from Whole Foods
- 34.5 miles from Houston Dolls Cabaret
Mortgage: Around $2,365 before you hire a crew to maintain all the outdoor space.