Cardinals Fan Loves the Drugs Available in Busch Stadium Bathrooms

The FBI is currently investigating the St. Louis Cardinals for allegedly hacking the Houston Astros’ specialized databases, but they may want to expand their investigation to include drugs.

During Thursday’s Royals-Cardinals game, the Redbirds broadcast asked some fans about their favorite aspects of Ballpark Village. Little did they know, the fans they chose were intoxicated and armed with ridiculous answers.

As you can see in the video above, one woman ranked bathrooms above the food for one simple reason: the drugs!

If you guys think the #Royals broadcasts are awkward, the Cardinals just interviewed fans who said there are drugs in the bathrooms. Nice.

— Brett 🛸 (@DrunkenDonuts_) July 24, 2015

https://twitter.com/TheeEt_24/status/624381097342799872

Stay hot, Cardinals.

Sidenote: Props to the guy for giving “Orange is the New Black” bae, Taylor Schilling (Piper Chapman), a shoutout.
https://twitter.com/mitchfreeze/status/624381646670671872

[H/T to r/baseball]