Buy Donovan’s Massive Mansion & Ask For The Rug – $2.5 Million

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It’s been a big month for Donovan McNabb even though we’re in a slow period when NFL guys are either signing contracts or having their fingers and DUIs blown up on the Internet. Don didn’t blow off a finger, but he did put his Great Falls, Virginia house on the market today for $2,500,000.

County property tax records show that McNabb’s Super 5 LLC purchased the house for $2,150,000 in 2010. So the guy is trying to make a couple bucks. You can’t blame him in this environment. Rich people have the extra cash to burn.

According to McNabb’s real estate agent:

Elegant 10,000 SF home with 3 fin levels. 2- story foyer, gourmet kitchen w/solarium & adj family room. Soundproof library, elevator, grand master bedrm with “His & Hers” baths. Sprawling master closet, 3 addit’l en suite bedrms, 2 laundry rms, & in-law/au pair suite with sep entr. HW floors & hand-crafted built-ins,thru-out.Camera Surveillance, alarm and media system. Media rm, patio and deck.

Au pair suite? SOLD!

Other highlights of McNabb’s sprawling pad:

• 11 bathrooms! You’ll be able to drop a deuce in a different toilet each Sunday from September until late November!

• You’ll be able to get trashed in the media room, get thrown onto the elevator and make it to bed without driving!

• Hell yes you negotiate the DJM rug in the study; deal-breaker

7 miles to the nearest Whole Foods

31 miles to the Stadium Club

Mortgage: You’re looking at a solid $10k/month before you get into au pairs, lawn care, maids, etc. I’ll put it this way: you’ll need to have a decent job.