Charissa Thompson Is Even Hotter In Person…On A Red Carpet & Thru My iPhone 5s

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I finally had Charissa Thompson five feet in front of me and it happened last night at the MLB All-Star Bash in a former Cincinnati newspaper printing facility. She looked into my iPhone 5s and smiled. I clicked. She was wearing a glorious tankĀ and perfectly shredded jeans.

I’ll just cut to the chase: Charissa Thompson is infinitely hotter in person than any IG photo that has ever crossed my feed at 11:30 p.m. on a Wednesday night. I’m talking other level hot. Charissa Thompson hasn’t gotten nearly enough attention from Busted over the years and that stops right now.

Thompson, 33, was at the old Cincinnati Enquirer printing facility, which was about 110-degrees (with humidity) for performances from Macklemore and Snoop. We left at 1:30 a.m. this morning and Snoop hadn’t taken the stage so I have clue whether he ever performed. It was too damn hot to stick around and I had an hour drive back to mom’s house. Nah, I don’t live in her basement. Just using her place last night to hit that AS party.

Anyway, Thompson was easily the hottest woman to walk the carpet. There were a bunch of random chicks in trashy dresses walking the carpet to get IG and Snapchat pics. There were others with their boobs hanging out looking like trash. Then there’s Thompson. Just walks in wearing her Mariners hat and extensions (she recently cut off pretty much all of her hair).

She smiled. Chit-chatted with the small contingent of media and made her way into the oven where she partied with Rob Riggle.