Man, what it would be like to be 22 years old who just signed the richest contract in NBA history. I can’t imagine all of the things you could do. Things like buying a giant mansion with way too many bedrooms than you need. Things like having any girl you want basically throw themselves at you. Things like buying a monkey and making it your pet.
Anthony Davis' marmoset. Yes, AD has a pet marmoset & someone to carry it. Yes, that's a tiny diaper. #145milatwork pic.twitter.com/a7oEcc8zKf
— Ric Bucher (@RicBucher) July 11, 2015
Not only does he have a monkey, but also someone to carry it around for him. You can’t have a monkey and then expect to actually take care of it, that’s for someone else to do. You just get all of the perks while some other guy deals with the rest. That’s baller.
https://instagram.com/p/34QZnwPdWX/?taken-by=antdavis_23
I used to want a monkey as a pet when I was a kid, then someone told me that they shit into their own hand and throw it around your house, so I decided that probably isn’t a good idea.
