Ever wanted to live in a Pottery Barn catalog. I’m talking jump into a PB catalog with lots of woods, marble and other exotics. Mark Wohlers has your dream house, but you’ll have to move to Georgia. It won’t be horrible, you’ll be in suburban Atlanta far enough to where you won’t hear the gunshots. Wohlers is dumping his 7,700 sq. ft. masterpiece — $1,675,000 — that has been loaded with all sorts of cool updates that you don’t want to spend money on.
Hell, ask the guy if he’ll sell it furnished. Can’t hurt.
According to his realtor:
Situated in one of Milton’s most desired subdivisions, the 2012 Roswell Women’s Club Showcase home features endless upgrades throughout. Three levels of unique open space living provides the perfect home to entertain. The gourmet chef’s kitchen is anchored by a 7×7 marble covered island, with Wolf and Sub Zero appliances. All secondary bedrooms have their own private bathroom and walk-in closets. Huge, private, level backyard. Bonus room above both garages. Soft-close cabinets and drawers throughout!
Welp, what more do you need in a house? Could the pool be bigger? Of course, dig a new one. You’re rich, put in a real pool.
Other highlights of Wohlers’ catalog masterpiece:
• 6 beds, 7.5 bathrooms
• Great man cave ready to go. I’d recommend ripping out the single screen and putting in a 5-TV wall system. You’ll be watching a bunch of college football in this room.
• The garage is 1,400 sq. ft., which is bigger than the house most of you live in right now
• Just 5.4 miles to Whole Foods
• 30 miles to The Cheetah
Mortgage: About $6,300 before you start figuring in taxes; this is Georgia so you’ll be fine…hire some Mexicans for the landscaping