Creepy Pittsburgh Steelers Tailgate Van For Sale — $7,000

Another day, another tailgate purchase that can really unsettle some folks in your cozy neighborhood. Currently up for sale on Craigslist is a Pittsburgh Steelers inspired 1988 Ford E-350 tailgate van.
As you can see above, the dulled out colors on the van really amp up the creep factor, which can be good or bad, depending on what you’re going for.
More information from the seller:

1988 Morgan Olson / Northrop Grumman all aluminum body on a Ford E-350 chassis.
Ford 351 Gas Engine with Smithy Headers and Smithy Glasspack Dual Exhaust. If the sight of this van doesn’t turn heads, the muscle exhaust will (in a good way). Engine was rebuilt at 150,000. Dual rear wheels.
Van includes everything you need for a tailgate:
Full CO2 Tap System with beer tap on passenger side,
Four Steeler 10×10 straight leg canopies,
Four 8 foot white plastic folding tables,
One 6 foot white plastic folding table,
8 foot stainless steel food warmer,
Wooden beverage racks,
Portable gas generator,
and many more extras/tailgate essentials!
No problems with the truck; I have decided to retire from tailgating.

Oh don’t worry, Mr. Seller, this van surely will “turn heads.” As far as that $7,000 price tag goes, it’s fair considering the seller is tossing everything you’d need for a successful tailgate (generator, chairs, beer tap, etc.).
However, do remember that you will be immediately labeled “The Terrible Tailgaters of Blitzburgh, PA.” Seriously, that’s painted on the back.
[Craigslist]

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