What if I told you there was this couple from Cleveland who were arrested early this morning for being naked, intoxicated, eating pizza and in a car that drove over a curb and drove over a tree lawn? Of course you’d believe me because it’s Ohio.
Meet Alexandria Mauer, 24, who works at Panera and Kenneth Gillespie, 33, who has that massive “KG” on his neck in case you forgot his initials. These party animals went nuts last night and things got really out of control when Alexandria got behind the wheel while naked….because…Ohio.
According to Fox 8 in Cleveland:
Westlake police reports state that an employee of a Bassett Road business reported seeing a naked man and woman outside of a car in the parking lot at just before 12:30 a.m. The vehicle eventually left, and the driver drove it up over a curb and through a tree lawn before being stopped by an officer.
Police say Alexandria Mauer, 24, of Bay Village, was eating a slice of pizza as she drove naked. Kenneth Gillespie, 33, of Cleveland, was also naked and had an open beer can between his feet.
Both were ordered to get dressed. Mauer was arrested for OVI and released to a family member. About an hour later, however, she was found wandering along Bradley Road after arguing with her ride home. She was arrested again and charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated.
Bonus: Kenny pissed in a cop car. Yes, he’s on probation for drug possession.
Look kids, the old days of being able to get naked, drunk and drive over curbs are over. The cops can’t just let you go nuts in Ohio like the old days when this was just another night of fun. The bad news here is that Alexandria will probably lose that Panera job because the last thing they want to be associated with is some chick getting a DUI that makes blogs around the country. Big problems for corporate.
