What can I say here? Florida just keeps bringing the jams when it comes to the most insane criminal activities known to man. You know why the invention of cellphones was a bad idea? Because Ashley L. Miller of Bradenton, Florida would let a dog do this to her and she’d photograph it.
During a sexual battery investigation that started May 31, detectives learned that Ashley L. Miller, 18, “had explicit photographs of her and a canine stored on her phone,” a news release states.
“Mrs. Miller was interviewed and Mrs. Miller confessed that she had the canine perform oral sex on her 30 to 40 times.”
Miller was arrested Friday and charged with two counts of misdemeanor sexual activities involving animals. She was released after posting bonds totaling $1,000.
Police said the dog showed no signs of injury and was taken to a veterinarian for an exam.
Um, what can I say here?
You have to feel bad for the dog, right? The dog just wants to be left alone to sleep and maybe go outside every now and then to chase a ball. Meanwhile, there’s Ashley making it perform oral and pose like some Instagram star. Unreal.
And what do you even do with those photos? I’m just so confused by what Ashley was up to.
Do you know Ashley? Tell us this was all just some huge misunderstanding. Something.
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