Celebrity softball and kickball games/tournaments seem to be getting more popular and popular recently and Cam Newton held his first annual kickball tournament last night in Charlotte with a bunch of current and former NFL players.
After the tournament, they busted out the knockerballs, which are just big ass bubbles around your body that you can run into to people with, and Cam Newton absolutely massacred someone.
Good lord, Cam, take it easy you just signed a 100 million dollar contract. You don’t need to be trying to murder people with a giant plastic bubble ball a week later.
I’m 98% sure that’s a chick, too. I don’t even know why she would want to put herself in that situation — there’s only one outcome.