Eagles Fan Gives The Best Eyewitness Account I’ve Ever Seen From Mississippi [UPDATE]

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Update: This eyewitness is none other than the famous Courtney Barnes from So You Think You Can Dance fame. He/she just went through the audition stage on the show after first appearing in 2014.

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Where do I even start here? The nails? The incredible description of what happened to the police car? Honestly, I’m just sitting here stunned. I planned on posting this before lunch, but I had to get up and move around because I could’ve watched this all day with my mouth wide open.

And to top it all off…she’s an Eagles fan. IN MISSISSIPPI TO BOOT!

E-A-G-L-E-S!!! EAGLES!

One thing leads to another and this chick is going to be a superstar.

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