Eagles Fan Gives The Best Eyewitness Account I’ve Ever Seen From Mississippi [UPDATE]

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Update: This eyewitness is none other than the famous Courtney Barnes from So You Think You Can Dance fame. He/she just went through the audition stage on the show after first appearing in 2014.

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Where do I even start here? The nails? The incredible description of what happened to the police car? Honestly, I’m just sitting here stunned. I planned on posting this before lunch, but I had to get up and move around because I could’ve watched this all day with my mouth wide open.

And to top it all off…she’s an Eagles fan. IN MISSISSIPPI TO BOOT!


One thing leads to another and this chick is going to be a superstar.