Why I Want Chris Christie On My Softball Team…He's A Gamer

 
Let’s take politics out of it for a minute because you guys always tell me to stick to sports. So I’ll stick to sports. You gotta give Chris Christie huge credit her for stuffing his FUPA and giant ass into a uniform for a charity softball game – honoring three slain NYPD officers – at Yankees Stadium. Of course he knew he’d look ridiculous in those pants.
Guy went ahead and shoved that FUPA right into the pants, camel toe and all. And then he went out and actually balled out. He actually cared. Look at the glove work. Look at the concentration on the swing. He could’ve gone out there and just shook hands.
I’ll tell you this, Chris Christie is a guy you want on your softball team. He’ll work his ass off (not literally) and he’ll always be down to get some ridiculous food after a tourney. That’s a guy I can get behind…on the softball field.
And he even has a crow hop!

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