Sorry Fellas, Terrible Golf Pickup Lines Won’t Work on Holly Sonders

The lovely @holly_sonders stopped by the @golf_com offices today – stay tuned!

— Marika Washchyshyn (@Marika_AW) May 18, 2015

Think golf-inspired pickup lines are the key to pick up ladies at the course? Think again.

Fox Sports’ Holly Sonders visited last week to read the “the best” golf pickup lines their staff could come up with, as well as some fan submissions, and let’s just say it was a rather weak showing. Seriously, it took some real effort on Holly’s part to not walk off the set after reading a horrific fairway line:

On an unrelated note, did anyone else find Holly’s top to be weirdly mesmerizing?

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