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Take a personal day

It might be too late for those of you on the East Coast working the 8-5 grind. You’re already dragging ass into the job you hate after spending 3 1/2 days of hard living. Just think of all the calories you consumed this weekend. All those beers. The meat. The cheesy shit you were consuming at like 2 a.m. Trust me, take a personal day and get yourself right. Maybe detox at your local CrossFit gym. Get in an extra burn. Sweat it out. See, this is why you don’t see fat people worrying about three-day weekends. They don’t get all uptight about the extra calories. They get up on Tuesday and feel pretty good about life. You healthy idiots get up with serious regret. You made the call.

More Riviera news

Some woman jumped to her death from the 20th floor of the Riviera, which has been closed since early May.

Numbers fromĀ @ESPNStatsInfo:

2015 Ducks and 1979 Rangers are only teams to play 14 games to start the playoffs without losing in regulation. (fvia )