While Raiders fans are freaking out over Mark Davis moving the team to a new stadium in Carson, California, I’m concentrating more on what this #dadbod (Wikipedia doesn’t even have a concrete age on the guy) is wearing at the NFL owners meetings.
Forbes estimates the Raiders are worth $970 million. Meanwhile, #dadbod is walking around in $49 kicks from Target like New York Post reporter @BartHubbuch is going to ask him to play a pickup game.
Just had a nice conversation with Mark Davis. He says he wants to stay but also wants what's best for the #Raiders. pic.twitter.com/E5R4dKU5Zv
— Sal Castaneda (@sal_castaneda) May 19, 2015
This means he’s taking the franchise to Carson/Los Angeles where his #dadbod can flourish and the ladies will be incredibly turned on by silver-ish jeans and a Sam’s Club dress shirt.
He really loves those jeans.
Mark Davis’ outfit today is Miami Vice Don Johnson meets the SNL mom jeans skit (pic via @CAGisMe) pic.twitter.com/kZtcqAmKYk — Katie Dowd (@KatieDowd) December 7, 2014
