Keep Your Head On A Swivel For Snoozin' Gruden

Jon Gruden is now 51, which means he’s getting to that age where he can fall asleep sitting up and literally at the snap of your fingers. You know how your dad was/is at 51. The old man catches a moment of silence — say at the airport — and he’s passed out.

You now have a new mission: Spot Jon Gruden doing dad things in the wild. The guy might be at Hooters one day. He might be dishing out fist knocks at the gas station while getting coffee. You have to have your head on a swivel. The guy doesn’t even hide in airports like JFK. He could be anywhere.
Be on the lookout. Send word.
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