Gronk‘s birthday is May 14…so Rehab Las Vegas celebrated his birthday on May 9 (Saturday). Relax, it all makes sense in the bro world to have a Vegas birthday party five days early. You invite Gronk and his family of brothers (add in Jizz Blaster Mojo Rawley) and say you’re celebrating Gronk’s birthday. Meatheads pay big dollars to come to the pool, a horde of dimes are alerted to the big party and everyone has a good time.
Of course it wouldn’t be a Vegas birthday party without Gronk slamming his birthday cake into one of his brothers.