A New York City stripper knows deflated balls when they’re staring her in the face and Rick’s Cabaret dancer Kimmie knew Tom Brady wasn’t telling the truth about his balls months ago. If there’s anything the ladies at Rick’s know, it’s athletes and their balls. Kimmie knows balls. Her coworkers know balls. The ladies know when a guy is lying about deflated balls.
It just happens that Tom Brady was busted today and Kimmie wasted no time sending us a statement on the fiasco.
RICK’S CABARET NEW YORK GIRL SAYS “I TOLD YOU SO!”
NEVER BELIEVED PATRIOTS QB TOM BRADY,
AND NOW IT’S CLEAR SHE WAS RIGHT
Dear Busted Coverage,
I knew Tom Brady wasn’t telling the truth and I said so back then. I want to thank you for running the story in Busted Coverage (which I read everyday) way back when.
Now the report is out and it says “it is more probable than not” that Brady knew about the defaulted footballs. The wording is a little weird, but I’m going to start using that term.
“Come get a lap dance from me at Rick’s Cabaret New York and I will bet you that ‘it is more probable than not” that you will be very very happy! haha!’
Love,
Kimmie
In case you didn’t read the full Wells report, there’s plenty of great material in there to keep you busy. Read it here. Are you in New York tonight? Take your phone over to Rick’s, grab a table, order up a dance and start reading. It’s 243 pages long so you better have some extra $20s ready. You’re in for one helluva night. Trust me.
Great reading, dances from ladies from every former Russian republic, NBA on TV, fast drink service. Thank me later.
