It’ll be OK, kid. You’re an Eagles fan and the disappointment in life is just beginning. Just because Chipper wasn’t able to get in there and snag Mariota doesn’t mean that life is over. You still have Sam Bradford, Mark Sanchez, Matt Barkley and Tim Tebow. Look at all that talent. Between the four of them they should be able to win 4-5 games, which means you’ll have a shot at a very good Ohio State quarterback in 2016.
— Bill Fish (@tydyryky) May 1, 2015
Take it from EDP445, Mariota was going to be a bust.