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Mock draft bullshit

There’s not much you morons like more than a mock draft. Oh, you love them. Don’t act like you don’t. Todd McShay has released five mock drafts (latest was on April 22 so there should be at least one more before Thursday) and Kiper released his fourth on April 9. Quick math…9(!) mock drafts just from ESPN’s “draft experts.” Then we have NFL.com’s mock drafts. Peter King’s mock draft. Mike Mayock does things differently by releasing a draft position rankings list. And on and on and on. And you morons eat it up. You write posts about the mock drafts. You tweet about the mocks. You go on Facebook and act outraged, which is read by guys you went to high school with 15 years ago. Just don’t act like you don’t enjoy it this week. Eat it up. Tell your wife or girlfriend to find something else to do for the rest of the week. Hunker down…with your mock drafts. Get ready.

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