26 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Aaron Hernandez’s Guilty Verdict

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Murder case number one is over for Aaron Hernandez. He has one touchdown, good for life in jail. There are still two more murders he’ll go to court on, which means he’ll have more time on television to drive hood rat girls crazy with his good looks. The one thing I learned today is that hood rat women don’t care if a guy is a guilty murderer, they’re always thirsty.

I also learned that NSFW Black Dudes don’t have much sympathy for Hernandez. Sure, there are a few who think he should be freed because the prosecution didn’t present an eyewitness or a murder weapon. There was, however, a mountain of circumstantial evidence that finally caught up with a guy who was working on a $40 million contract. NSFW Black Dudes can’t see through that. They know Hernandez finally got to the top of the mountain and couldn’t give up the street hustle.

Now he’ll spend the rest of his life in a Massachusetts prison.