Either Rob Ryan rolls with multiple pairs of cream colored cargoes and black shirts or the legend hasn’t changed in two days of scouting at Florida State and Miami. This probably wouldn’t be a huge deal if it wasn’t like 100 degrees in the Florida State practice facility, as I heard the McShay and Jaws whining about.
So you know the guy was sweating like a whore in church. You saw how sweaty Fat Jameis was during that workout. Imagine Rob walking around in a long-sleeve shirt carrying around that 35 pound baby attached to his stomach. Sweaty mess.
Then he jumps on a plane for the Miami pro day and…he’s wearing what looks to be the same clothes.
I know, I know…”WHO CARES?” You’re going to crush me over the little things here. I get it. I know it’s coming.
Let’s not forget that, back in late March, Rex raised issues with how Rob presents himself and that it could be holding him back from getting a head coaching job.
“He won’t get his hair cut and is keeping that belly,” Rex said, according to Fox Sports. “[He said] ‘I’m gonna be a head coach and do it my way.’ [And I said], ‘No you’re not.’ It’s unfortunate. I’m still trying to get that message across to him.”
Rob is still a defensive coordinator and wearing the same cargoes to back-to-back pro days. If Rex can’t get him to change, it won’t matter if we cargo shame him.
