It was 2 Chainz night last night in Atlanta. He performed pregame, at halftime, and post-game, and fans got free goodies like foam fingers, t-shirts and things like that to celebrate our favorite rapper who’s dropped poetic lines such as “She got a big booty, so I call her big booty” and “I’m ballin’ like Mr. Clean. I gotta keep my kitchen clean, God bless me like I’m finna sneeze.” Pure lyricism.
The best part of the night, though, might have been before the concerts, when these videos came out of 2 Chainz playing Dominique Wilkins in HORSE.
It's @2chainz vs. @DWilkins21 in HORSE! Life really doesn't get better than this: pic.twitter.com/lbsPjT1ozU
— Atlanta Hawks (@ATLHawks) March 27, 2015
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More like 3 Chainz! #TRUtoAtlanta https://t.co/eHk8K2jUG3
— Atlanta Hawks (@ATLHawks) March 27, 2015
According to my Twitter research, 2 Chainz won. Now I’m not going to sit here and say it’s a disgrace to the city of Atlanta that a guy who literally smokes joints out 24 karat gold rolling papers beat the greatest Hawk of all-time in HORSE for 2 reasons:
1. Have you ever tried to shoot a basketball in dress clothes? Shit’s impossible. So ‘Nique was already at a disadvantage. Went into the game with one hand tied behind his back, basically.
and
2. This was 2 Chainz in high school:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6rKEhod24o
He was a hooper. He had a basketball scholarship and everything. So it’s all good, ‘Nique, nothing to be ashamed of.
