Looking for the ultimate creeper Bengals RV/van? There is a guy in Mason, Ohio who is selling this “transvan” that he calls the Who Dey Hotel for $4,250. I can’t think of anything scarier to normal women out there than a guy rolling down the road in this mid-1980s beast sporting tiger stripes. Look, if you buy this thing, the only women you’re getting inside will either be really, really drunk or Cincinnati 3s and 4s. You make the call.
Details:
Bengals-Great tailgating vehicle fits into standard parking spot. Paint and decals have some fading(see rear image). 1984/85 Chev transvan conversion, V-8 gas engine,auto,air roof top(plug in electric needed for RV items) and std, tinted windows and bengals’ curtains, gas stove, refrigerator, sink, gas furnace, table, fold out couch, toilet, rear door, 110,000 miles , good tires and exhaust, CD player, all customized for bengals tailgating. Dash air conditioning does not work.This vehicle has been used for transportation to Bengals home games and the camping accessories have not been used recently.
No USB port to charge an iPhone? I’m out.
Look, this price is obviously a dream scenario for the Who Dey Hotel owner. There can’t be a sane person — and a Bengals fan — willing to blow $4,200 on an orange van. This thing needs to be down near the $2,500 range. You know it’s been rode hard. We’re talking about a 30-year-old transvan that has seen horrible Bengals football. Think of how hard this guy punished the engine after watching Dalton throw a critical INT. Think back to the 2013 playoffs and the loss to the Chargers. HORRIBLE LOSS. I picture the owner mashing on the pedal and pots and pans flying around, busting up the joint.
Come in with a $2,400 offer to leave yourself a little wiggle room. Don’t go higher than $2,500 because that new engine is going to blow your tailgating budget. I warned you.
