PGA Tour heartthrob Jordan Spieth is only 21, yet he’s already wheeling and dealing with property in Dallas, his hometown, where he’s unloading this modern townhouse for a pricey $1,285,000. Wait for it…wait…you get your own private elevator! No more worrying about walking up the stairs to your bedroom after a crazy night in the game room. You just jump on the elevator and you’re in bed. You’re going to land so much poon with that elevator that it’ll pay for itself in one summer — this summer.
According to Spieth’s realtor:
Stunning three level modern townhouse near Knox Henderson. Walls of glass, museum textured walls, bamboo floors, Bulthaup kitchen and other upgraded amenities make this a unique home. Three large bedrooms, 3 bathrooms plus a powder room. Newly added theater room. Cork walled wine storage. Elevator equipped for your convenience. Two courtyards and a second floor balcony. Outside jacuzzi, water feature and glass fire pit. Pool table is negotiable.
I’m only going to say it once…that hot tub and an elevator will take your life to the next level. I should write these descriptions for real estate agents. Let’s say you’re 24, just got a sweet job in Dallas and are completely single. Don’t even flinch. Buy this place.
Other highlights of Spieth’s pad:
• 4,368 sq. ft. — the place is massive
• Plenty of outlets, looks like you’ll have plenty of plug-in options
• No grass to water or mow
• 2 fireplaces to impress the hot chicks that come over in the winter
• 16 short miles from Rick’s
• 1.8 miles to Whole Foods
• 6 miles to Royal Oak Country Club
Mortgage: $7,200 on a 30/year loan, plus maid services.
[Photos via Redfin]
