Are you a loser? You’ll know at 7 EST if you’re sitting at home watching the Manhattan at Iona game on ESPN2. Or if you’re watching the 8 p.m. tip of Ohio at Akron on ESPNU. Make your bets and head out to do some poon hunting. This is when you have to strike. Chicks are tired of sitting at home because of the terrible weather. They’re just as frustrated as you. That means there’s the possibility that you’ll run into one that actually doesn’t think you’re a loser. Make a night out of it. Get up early Saturday and leave her place before breakfast.
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