Aaron Hernandez could’ve easily left a $50 spot at the South St. Cafe where he and guests dined the night Odin Lloyd was allegedly murdered by the Patriots tight end. At least leave 15% on a $243.45 bill. The asshole move was leaving $30 and then allegedly lining up the murder of Lloyd at a later point in the night. It would be one thing to kill a guy for disrespecting, but it’s a whole other story to go less than 15% for serving up all that booze.
Act like a millionaire, Hernandez.
Also, let’s say Hernandez is found guilty and had a couple Sex on the Beach drinks that night. This would have to be the first time in NFL history where a murder occurred after such a pussy drink.
- 1.5 oz Vodka
- .5 oz Peach schnapps
- 1.5 oz Orange or pineapple juice
- 1.5 oz Cranberry juice
- .5 oz Chambord or crème de cassis (optional)
Garnish: Orange wheel
Glass: Highball
There was all sorts of other fun testimony today from the trial. Hernandez buying cotton candy gum. Hernandez dancing in a gas station lot. A towel.
