Reading this at 6 p.m. on Valentine’s Day? You’re a loser. Reading this at 10 p.m. on Valentine’s Day? You’re a total loser. Look, of course you’re never going to be with a woman like Abigail Ratchford on Valentine’s Day, but the true sign of a loser is a guy who isn’t out on Valentine’s Day either getting bombed at a bar or on a date with some hot chick you work with and want to get naked.
OK, so you’re never getting a woman of Ratchford’s caliber. That doesn’t mean life is over for you. Clean yourself up a bit. Get out of the apartment tonight and go find yourself a chick who just wants to get drunk because her boyfriend cheated on her and she needs to let loose. Just party with her. Don’t get all paranoid about getting her number and asking about what she does for a living. Who the hell cares. It’s Valentine’s Day and you need laid. Just play it cool. She wants revenge sex, but needs some lubrication.
You know how you play the “How many beers” game? There are chicks doing that tonight at the bar. They might not be 8s or 10s like Ratchford, but the 7s are fair game because your loser ass is at home right now reading this. Get off your ass, iron a shirt, call Uber and hit a bar. Don’t sit around like a loser tonight. Have some pride. Live life. Knock out a 5,6 or 7 and be proud of yourself.
[Abigail Ratchford – IG]
Abigail Ratchford In Red For Valentine's Day
