It feels like it was just yesterday that Hummers were a big thing. Rappers, celebrities, athletes, etc.—if you had money, the Hummer was the car to go get. Then you know, it turned out that V8 gas-guzzlers weren’t the most efficient option to get around in a crappy economy, and just like that, the franchise eventually died.
But since gas is super cheap again, now is the time to jump the gun and get back in the game! And there’s no better option out there than a 1996 Hummer H1 formerly owned by crazy person Dennis Rodman.
It has everything you (don’t) want!
- Airbrushed naked women … everywhere
- A cracked windshield
- Creeper Rodman on the rear window peering at people tailing you
More information from the listing:
THIS IS AN AWESOME LOOKING AND PERFORMING 1996 HUMMER H1 WAGON WITH ONLY 22000 MILES. OWNED BY DENNIS RODMAN, JUST GOOGLE AND YOU SEE ALL THE PICTURES WITH HIM. GREAT RUNNING HUMMER WITH VERY LOW MILES, ALWAYS GARAGED AND PAMPERED. CARFAX CERTIFIED AND CLEAN TITLE IN HAND. INSANE ATTENTION GETTER. ONE OF A KIND. IT’S AIRBRUSHED NOT WRAPPED DONE IN CALIFORNIA. HAS CTIS TIRE SYSTEM, AC, PIONEER STEREO AND MUCH MORE. LOOK AT DETAILED PICTURES. HAS A FEW SCRATCHES ONE CHIP IN THE WINDSHIELD.
“Insane attention getter” is somehow an understatement here.
Pro tip for the buyer: Black light the crap out of the interior and replace everything.
