A loyal BC tipster sent word last night that there’s something very strange going on with Bret Bielema and that I needed to look into whether Bert is on some sort of diet. The tipster said I needed to look into Bert’s weekend cooking. And there it was. Vegetables. Fish. No cheese. No BBQ. No french fries. No red meat. Legitimate oils.
I couldn’t believe my eyes.
Was this the same Bert Bielema that calls the hogs and rolled into Fayetteville looking like a beached whale. I used to love that guy. Never saw a meal he didn’t want two of. Fish? Is he kidding me? Don’t even tell me that his dime wife Jen has him on some sort of health kick. I’m nearly livid as it is right now.
How does the head ball coach at Arkansas even explain these tweets to fans who’ve never eaten asparagus in their lives?
First night off with my wife @jenbielema will be a mixed veggie of spinach, asparagus and purple onion. pic.twitter.com/OwBoTLfq7e
— Bret Bielema (@BretBielema) February 9, 2015
Finished product of cod filet marinated in lemon juice and olive oil with sea salt. Good stuff. #WoooPig pic.twitter.com/6O3vTnRIwb — Bret Bielema (@BretBielema) February 9, 2015
He’s so lying to his followers. There’s zero chance he thought that was “good stuff.” No friggin’ way. This was a month ago. No way Bert’s guac pile didn’t include a giant glob of sour cream and a side bowl of queso. NO WAY! DON’T DO THIS TO ME BERT. This is developing. I think this guy is about to drop some sort of bomb on us.
Came home @jenbielema wanted something fresh. Made her Guac w/ Roma-garlic-cilantro & Roma mozzarella & green onion. pic.twitter.com/2KJUzNQz51
— Bret Bielema (@BretBielema) January 7, 2015
