Unfortunately, it looks like I have something in common with former disgraced Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling—we both love to hit Nordstrom for some clothes. What can I say really? The service is top notch and I can return crap without a receipt, win-win.
Only one difference: I’m not a noted racist who needs help from two employees to navigate the sale rack. Yes, an 80-year-old man who made a $1.3 billion profit off the Clippers-Steve Ballmer transaction—and proud owner of a gaudy $2.8 billion net worth—really doesn’t pay full price for his clothes:
Honestly, it couldn’t have been that hard finding Donald some clothes. All black everything and boom, the most awkward commission ever is complete.