Remember former NFL tight end Kellen Winslow Jr.? Of course you do! He’s the injury prone “soldier” who was caught with synthetic marijuana and masturbated in a Target parking lot (allegedly).
But just because the guy is a little weird doesn’t take away from the fact that he’s selling hot property that you might want to get your hands on. Take this mammoth Mediterranean style property in Texas for instance. Suddenly, you could care less about where the guy likes to jerk it.
More from the realtor:
Exclusive hill country Mediterranean estate with 6 bedrooms, 9 baths, his/her studies and exercise room (which could be bedroom 7). Master plus 3 bedrooms on main level. Thermador and Subzero appliances. 4+ acres of Hill Country views. Pool, spa, kitchen, terraces. Close to 4 private schools in area.
Basically, this is the ideal situation for those people in your life obsessed with a good view.
Highlights of Kellen’s estate:
- 7 beds/ 8 baths/ 7,142 sq ft.
- Autographed ballpark seats in the study
- Golf course view
- If you have kids named Jalen and Juliana, you’re in luck! If not, you’ll have to fix those walls.
- 5.4 miles from Whole Foods
- 8.8 miles from Expose (4-star strip club per Yelp!)
HOA Dues: $220 per month before you start talking about paying the mortgage as well. Cons of living in snazzyville.
