Remember former NFL linebacker Donnie Edwards? You may recall him being the guy who had a grass allergy but still found a way to be a two-time All-Pro linebacker. Well, the former Chief and Charger is officially bidding adieu to his Kansas City penthouse and I have to say, it’s pretty insane.
According to his realtor:
Penthouse unit with floor-to-ceiling windows that provide breathtaking views of the city! Private elevator to floor! Gourmet kitchen with Wolf & Sub-Zero appliances, pasta arm, gas range. Master suite includes oversized walk-in custom closet complete with shelving, tie racks, jewelry drawer. Master bath features a walk-in shower and soaking tub.
“Breathtaking views” is definitely pushing it. Also, what exactly is a pasta arm?!
Other highlights of Donnie’s penthouse:
- 3 beds/ 2.5 baths/ 2,578 sq ft
- There’s a building party room in case you’re weird about having people in your apartment
- 11.8 miles to nearest Whole Foods
- 1.8 miles away from the Strand Theatre for all the dudes out there who want porno on the big screen
Mortgage: $3,394 a month before you decide a penthouse in Kansas City ain’t all that.
