Mike Trout is pretty much baseball porn. The 23-year-old runs like a gazelle, flashes Bo Jackson-type power, works the count and plays a spectacular center field. If there was such a thing as an “untouchable player,” Trout would be it.
However, there is one possible entity that could force the hand of Angels general manager Jerry Dipoto—God.
Personally I would be on the fence if such a deal were ever a possibility. What could God possibly bring to a baseball field that Trout doesn’t already provide? As you can see from the GIF above, the dude even flies. And let’s not forget God lacks a legitimate scouting report. It would basically be trading the AL MVP for a Cuban defector who does not even have one of those Yoenis Cespedes-type hype videos.
The Angels Would Consider Trading Mike Trout for God
